We’re painting the QMU pink again on December 20th, 2025 from 11am – 4pm!
After yet another successfully smutty market – Uncensored are returning to make Christmas unforgettable!
The team has listened to what YOU want to make this time even better than last. With new traders, familiar faces, stunning performers and some spanking new workshops, there is something for everyone – as long as you’re over 18!
Be sure to ask Santa for dildos, cuffs, outfits, accessories, leather, latex, paddles, floggers, artwork and more!
So what can you expect?
The full day is made for you! The opening hour is a quiet hour – music is off, house lights are up and the bar is closed. Plus we limit the number of guests during this hour!
A quiet area will be available all day.
From noon, the bar is open and the music is up! You are welcome to spend as much or as little time as you like with us – we’ve got a social area for you to enjoy performances, food and drinks!
You can expect some slay traders and charities that fit our sexy vibe, performances from local entertainers and workshops to fit your vibe!
Can I come?
Uncensored is open to anyone over the age of 18 – IDs will be checked on the door.
If you are new to kink or a seasoned kinkster or even just a little bit nosey, then Uncensored is for you! As long as you are open minded and won’t be a cunt to other guests or traders, you are invited!
The venue is fully accessible and you can use whatever bathroom you want!
Are there any rules?
The rules are pretty easy to follow:
- Get Consent! – Consent is absolutely mandatory if you are doing anything that involves more than just yourself (even pictures).
- Cover Nips & Bits! – Regardless of your gender, nips and bits must be covered.
- Be Nice! – Hate of any kind is simply NOT tolerated and will result in you being removed.
- No Play! – This is unfortunately not something we can allow…yet.
- No Harassment Of Any Kind! – Any harassment towards anyone involved in the event will result in removal from the event.
Sign me up!
10% tickets discount code – fwl2026
Tickets go on sale at the start of October and the code will be valid until the market date.
📅 When: Saturday, 20th December – 11am to 4pm
📍 Where: QMU, Glasgow West End
🔗 Socials: https://linktr.ee/UncensoredMarket